Foxes & Cougars

When I was 15 and watching House I had feelings for Gregory House I couldn’t quite put into words. Because I hadn’t fucked yet. The feelings were horniness.

When I watched White Collar I couldn’t figure out why I was more attracted to dad-esque character Peter Burke than I was the purposefully, overtly sexy character Neal Caffrey.

I’m not attracted to Dakota’s dad… but I’m not unattracted to him. Which is dope because Dakota looks exactly like him. I have already seen my future and know that I’m okay with it!

The point is I’m kinda into older men. I’ve never shied away from a silver fox… well, at least not the ones on screen. I’ve never actually been with an older gentleman. The oldest man I’ve fucked was born in 1990. Bet I just made a lot of you feel really old didn’t I? While I find older men attractive, I get a bit weirded out when they hit on me. Why are you interested in me if you’re older than my dad? Idk.

I also don’t mind a cougar. In theory. I’ve never gotten the opportunity the be with a woman much older, only 4ish years. Maybe 6. I can’t remember exactly how old everyone was at whatever time I fucked them.

Nearly all of the women I’ve been with have been slightly younger than me and nearly all the men have been slightly older. What I can say is it really doesn’t matter how old you are, I’m going to make fun of you for it. The boyfriend I lost my virginity to was just over a year older than me. We had sex for the first time when he was 17. It was just before my 16th birthday, which made it technically illegal in our state since the age of consent was 16. I called him a pedophile, sleeping with a child when he was basically an adult! My boyfriend in college was two months younger than me but when I turned 20 I told him I wasn’t sure I could be with a teenager. I just love fucking with people.

Since my last boyfriend and I broke up I’ve gone on several dates, a few with Gen Z boys. And I’ve matched & chatted with many more. I have to say Gen Z is insufferable. These boys (I refuse to call them men) don’t ask me about myself at all. They only talk about themselves. It’s wild. Maybe it’s the rise of social media but it truly feels like any male born after about ‘97 has no idea how to interact with women. I haven’t noticed the same problem with women though, so I don’t get it.

Honestly, this is a bad blog post. This is just a bunch of semi-related points with no segues, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to make a post in a while. Forgive me for the creative juices lacking a bit, maybe I’ll come back and edit this into a masterpiece, but for the time being I just needed to get some writing out of my body again. I love talking to you all but there hasn’t been a good dating life update lately. As soon as there is I’ll let you all know!