Meet the Parents (for real)
My boyfriend/bull is finally divorced! And I’m sure I’ll have much more to say about that later, but I’ll need time to articulate my thoughts. For now, in celebration, I am posting this blog that has been in my drafts for over 15 months, per Ryan’s mom’s request. If you remember, I made up a post about meeting his parents a while ago, just to piss his EX-wife (man, that feels good to say) off because she wouldn’t leave me alone and mind her own business. That never happened.
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Leeeaaave me aloneeee stupid bitch
You hired a child predator You're both weirdos
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"You travel so much"
I just landed in O’Hare. I actually typed this up on the plane. As I was walking down the terminal to find my gate I couldn’t get an interaction out of my head. Stephanie Schutt, the evil attorney that was going around showing my pornography to toddlers, was incredulous at how much I travelled. “You travel so much you don’t know the last time you were there?” I wanted to say, “yeah, bum bitch, I do. Get your bread up.” But I didn’t. My best rebuttal was that my car, with he
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