Welcome to Diana's Sex Life

I begged my ex for months to get through his divorce before I was pregnant again (with my husband’s baby we conceived via IVF). IVF is a long process so I knew months in advance when I would be pregnant. All I wanted is to not worry about this ex physically attacking me again while I was pregnant, potentially killing my baby. For months leading up I got more and more desperate for her to leave me alone. Because I knew she would kill my baby. No one would fucking listen to me

What? Is the title not sufficient? Did you expect something more eloquent? I absolutely love men’s biceps. Sometimes I really, truly wish I was not sexually attracted to men. And maybe I could start to convince myself that was true… If I didn’t lose my god damn mind every time I saw a man do anything that flexed his arms. I love  biceps. And triceps. And vascular forearms. I love D cup boobs on women and men alike. Admittedly, my preferred shape varies a bit between the two.

She hit his car with her bronco and they're giggling exchanging info. Delete your dating apps and get in more car accidents. This meme made me laugh because honestly? Car crashes might be a better solution. Dating apps suck. We all know that. I deleted all mine about a month ago but I ultimately made a new hinge to try to find my future girlfriend. What I really wanted from my open marriage was the ability to sleep with women since I’m bisexual. I didn’t intend on falling in