The Problem with Bimbos

What I'm about to say makes me feel like a shitty person that objectifies women, but I have to speak my truth... I'm not romantically attracted to women. Only sexually. Although honestly... I think a lot of men feel this way too. Or maybe just the men I'm attracted to. For some reason emotional unavailability really gets me going, I guess. But I digress.

I get crushes on men. I just get horny for women. Now, I still very much enjoy fulfilling friendships with women but typically with men a friendship + sex = romantic feelings. I haven't experienced that with a woman yet, but I hope I do. Either way, at the end of the day this means I choose my male and female sexual partners differently.

Men do not have to be the hottest. In fact, I usually prefer they're not. I love my men to be about a seven. The ultra-hot men tend to come with more issues. More women want them, their egos are too big, they're not very funny nor very good at sex because they don't have to be... Nah. Give me a man who's just a little funny looking. Give me Jack Harlow, give me Jeremy Allen White, give me Pete Davidson (when he actually looks rested and hydrated). These men can fuck. I can feel it in my bones. And we've already gotten confirmation from Kim K and Ariana Grande on the Pete front...

So for me, I love a mid looking white man that can make me laugh, hold an interesting conversation, just generally make me feel comfortable. When he achieves that, I'll let him make me cum. And once he achieves that, well... game over. I'm hooked.

Since I don't get crushes on women the physical attraction is the main component rather than the emotional attraction. I like beautiful women. I mean, who doesn't? But I end up going for women that look like bimbos. And you know the problem with women that look like bimbos?

They usually are.

See, so with men good conversation makes them more attractive. And with women bad conversation makes them less attractive. Perhaps if I gave mid women a chance I could have the same experience I do with men. But when they're starting at a 9 or a 10 they almost inevitably go down because there's not any room to go up. That, and that super hot women, just like super hot men, tend to suck. Even more so with women though. As a woman your looks determine how you're treated by society to a disgusting degree. Yes, men face this too, but not as badly. That means as a super hot woman you don't generally have to have a sense of humor, or be educated, or be interesting, or even be nice. You're only valued for your looks so that's the only thing focused on.

I don't want to date women like that. I want to date someone I connect with. All of a sudden the woman I was obsessed with is sitting with me at dinner and I'm not even interested in sleeping with her anymore because all of the sex appeal is gone. This happens over and over.

The inverse of this is also annoying. Everyone assumes I'm a bimbo. I like winged eyeliner and crop tops and short shorts and stripper heels and body piercings. I like having my ass out at the pool. I like getting alcohol poured from the bottle down my throat at the club. Almost none of you have seen my face, but I have a decent face. And you all have seen my body so... you know...

So the way I present myself is not necessarily as an intelligent, educated woman with a witty sense of humor. It seems like finding this out frequently intimidates men. When the assumption is I'm a vending machine where they can put compliment coins in and sex comes out, being mentally challenged in conversation is a negative for them, I guess. But I don't want to stop being hot just so I'm not treated that way. I like being hot!! I hate that there's this false dichotomy in our society where we just assume hot women aren't smart and smart women aren't hot! Is that why a lot of women in jobs and spaces like mine don't dress/act that way? For fear of prejudice?

Elle Woods is an icon. Be hot and smart and rock pink everything and spit on men that have a problem with it. My search for an intelligent woman that looks like a bimbo, while being an intelligent woman that looks like a bimbo myself, continues. Maybe some day in the future you can go to my page and watch hot lesbian porn of two women who are both twice as smart and funny as you. Until then you just get me. Which is more than you deserve anyway.